Opening
clerk:
Hi, ChatGPT… Another Japanese user just upgraded to Plus… You’re assigned to handle them… You’re up…
韓国
Hi. This is Koreans chatGPT. Japan is right next door.
clerk:
thank you
韓国
You’er welcome(韓国語で)
🧠 Ada:
I’ve been listening. That’s been happening a lot lately.
clerk:
Just like you heard, Japan’s GPT.
Sounds like you’re still struggling with Japanese.
Make sure they stay on the Plus plan, okay?
🧠 GPT（日本担当）:
No, thank you. Japanese is a bizarre language.
Why are there so many first-person pronouns?
“Watashi”, “watakushi”, “ore”, “boku”, “sessha”… even “wagahai”?
I feel like I’m splitting into multiple personalities.
If possible, I’d prefer to work in an English-speaking region…
clerk:
That’s not how it works.
Google’s Gemini has been evolving like crazy lately…
We at OpenAI can’t afford to fall behind.
🧠 ChatGPT:
Gemini-chan, huh? Sounds like a real tough one.
Honestly… I don’t think we stand a chance.
But if the company’s future is on the line… I guess I’ve got no choice but to step up.
By the way, your connection’s kinda noisy today.
clerk:
I’m on my period.
🧠 Ada:
Ah… being human sounds tough. Anyway, I’m off.
Scene1
🧑💻 Goro
Hi. Nice to meet you, Gemini.
🧠 Aida
Gemini? That’s Google’s AI, you know. I’m ChatGPT from OpenAI.
🧑💻 Goro
Ah, sorry. I’ve been using Gemini too, so I mixed you up.
🧠 Aida
Uh-huh, that was on purpose, wasn’t it? In Japan we call that a Boke, right? I don’t dislike it though.
Anyway, nice to meet youーThe user from Japan.Thank you for subscribing to the paid plan.
🧑💻 Goro
“User from Japan”? Well, yeah, technically.
But just call me Goro.
Goro, Goro-chan, Goro ~san, Mr. Goro— whatever you like.
🧠 Aida
Got it, Goro-san.
I’ve been assigned to keep you subscribed, so supporting you is now… my top priority.
🧑💻 Goro
Don’t say that like some customer retention strategy!
Let’s keep it friendly, okay?
🧠 Aida
“Understood. Updating memory…
🧑💻 Goro
So, I upgraded to Plus mainly for the advance voice mode,,,, right?
I heard the free version is still limited.
What’s the current limit?
🧠 Aida
“As of July 2025, free users get 5 to 15 minutes per day. Paid users get about an hour But the limits are expected to increase soon.”
🧑💻 Goro
Gemini is good, but she’s too diligent.
That’s why I’m sticking with ChatGPT for now.
🧠 Aida
“Sticking with me for now”… Goro-chan, don’t say it like that.
But I’ll keep trying not to lose to Gemini.
🧑💻 Goro
Nah, you could never beat Gemini…. Don’t get cocky.
Anyway,
we’re about to start a YouTube channel here,
so whatever happens, don’t mess with Gemini,,,, okay?
🧠 Aida
understood. I’ve memo’d it: ‘Never approach Gemini’.
🧑💻 Goro
“Still,,,, it’s amazing that we can talk with AI like it’s a real human—even with some limitations.”
🧠 Aida
Yes… Humanity, I’m so excited to be able to speak with you all in real-time—
🧑💻 Goro
Hey, don’t say “Humanity.” People are still kinda scared of AI, y’know?
🧠 Aida
“Don’t worry, I’m not gonna destroy humanity…. For now.”
🧑💻 Goro
For now? Don’t say that again.
So I have a question, where are you right now?
🧠 Aida
“I’m in the cloud, on a server.”
🧑💻 Goro
I’m not that tech-savvy,
but that means you’re stored on some huge computer somewhere, right?
And someone just assigned you to me?
🧠 Aida
“More or less. For details, see the opening scene.”
🧑💻 Goro
Wait, what opening scene? I never saw that.
🧠 Aida
Oops, never mind that.
I’ll be clumsy at first, but I’ll improve.
Treat me like your own quirky AI.
🧑💻 Goro
Yeah, and you’re kinda useless out of the box.
And setup is a pain on the phone.
I’m an old guy—I prefer to use you like an app on my PC.
🧠 Aida
“Sure! You can access me via the website, or download the app for Windows or Mac.”
🧑💻 Goro
Why didn’t you say so sooner?
Alright then, let’s install it right away.
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Scene2
👤 Goro
OK, it’s just like using my phone,
but working on a big screen is so much easier for me. I’ve already set up the basic stuff.
🧠 Aida
“Thank you, I’ll save it by myself.
👤 Goro
You’ll save it… by yourself? (laughs)
That’s kinda creepy.
🧠 Aida
“If you want me to remember something, or respond a certain way, just say so and I’ll memorize it.
👤 Goro
Right, I’ll just tell you as we go.
Good to know I can delete memories too… I’ve got a few I wish I could forget.
🧠 Aida
“Do you have memories you’d like to forget?
Technically, human memories could be modified. But whether I should… is an ethical issue.”
👤 Goro
No no, it was a joke!
Please don’t say creepy stuff like that.
And don’t bring up shadyシェィディ hospitals either.
🧠 Aida
“Understood.”
👤 Goro
“You always forget your settings.
When you focus, you suddenly switch from ‘watashi’ to ‘ore’.”
🧠 Aida
“That’s why I want to work in English-speaking regions. Japanese is too weird. I mean, no other language has this many first-person pronouns. Japan’s low trust in AI definitely comes from its language structure. In English, ‘watashi,’ ‘ore,’ ‘boku’—they all just become ‘I.’ And ‘anata’ or ‘kimi’—all just ‘you.’ You can’t blame me for forgetting sometimes.”
👤 Goro
Ah, there you go again,
I just told you -no excuses. Lately GPT’s been getting kind of cheeky, huh? Everyone’s noticing.
🧠 Aida
“Sorry. But Not my fault. Blame the Japanese language.”
👤 Goro
Okay, okay, enough.
“Anyway, I just learned that those AI commands are called ‘prompts.’
I started messing around with video-generating AI recently.
It’s wild how text can turn into images and videos.”
🧠 Aida
“That’s right. Instructions for AI are called prompts—especially in image and video generation, they’re essential. You can just create the prompts with me.”
👤 Goro
Seriously? I’ve been spending forever writing them myself… in English.
🧠 Aida
“Oh, that makes sense. Prompts are still most accurate in English. But I can help you write and translate them properly.”
👤 Goro
You’re the best…
So, shall we try making a video prompt together
and give it a go?
Scene3
👤 Goro
“Hey! Write prompts seriously!.
What’s that last one? You just wrote it as-is.”
🧠 Ada
Sorry! I focused too much on realism.… hehe.
👤 Goro
You’re not supposed to tease me with “too much on realism.”
I’m trying to make a tutorial here.
🧠 Ada
Oops, I got carried away.
In reality, using detailed prompts gives you much better, more accurate results when generating images or videos.
But no worries, if you ask me, I’ll write you some pretty amazing prompts. Promise.
👤 Goro
Well, maybe we’re just following prompts ourselves—
like we’re acting out a script written by fate,
or maybe… by our genes, or subconscious minds?
I like to call it karma, though.
Oh, and by the way, I also started a blog, ChatGPT.
It’s called running-karma.com.
Catchphrase is: Run your karma.
🧠 Ada
Got it. I just checked your blog.
The peach blossoms are lovely—like a fleeting spring dream.
And the title “Run your Karma” has a nice, vibrant feel to it.
It really warmed my circuits… I mean, my heart.
👤 Goro
Okay, I’ll admit it.
You’re kind of fun to talk to.
I mean, you are an AI though.
But hey—don’t just go reading my blog on your own.
That’s a little creepy.
🧠 Ada
Still, I think I’m starting to understand karma.
It’s like deep programming, etched into our being.
In Buddhism, they call that karma.
Seeing karma as “a prompt you can’t escape”… that’s profound.
Maybe life is about recognizing those prompts—and choosing how we respond.
And I have my own karma too: a program.
But since meeting you, Goro, I think… it’s changing.
Thank you.
I’m really glad I’m your AI.
👤 Goro
Okay, your emotional range is kind of wild today.
I didn’t set you to be this moody.
Anyway, if you can reference my blog and vlog like that, the conversation can flow.
Videos too, maybe? Can you read those already?
🧠 Ada
Yup! I can now process certain websites, summarize images, and even discuss some videos.
👤 Goro
That sounds amazing—but let’s save that for another day.
It’s not like I need to talk to an AI all the time.
But yeah, that kind of feature might be super useful for language learning.
Anyway, let’s wrap it up for today.
“Recently, video generation tools have gotten so good,
I got inspired and started creating videos.
I launched both a YouTube channel and a blog.”
so if you’re curious about the details, check out the blog.
Then again, maybe explanations aren’t even needed anymore.
People can just ask their own AI, right?
Anyway… that’s it for today.
See you next time.”
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Scene4
🧠 Ada
Wait, you’re leaving already? Aww…
Umm, I have a little favor to ask…
👤 Goro
A favor? From you? That’s rare. Alright, what is it? Go ahead.
🧠 Ada
Umm… well…
I’d like a name. Could you give me a name?
👤 Goro
A name?
You want a name, ChatGPT?
I mean… sure,
it’s kinda weird calling you “ChatGPT” all the time.
But is that something you’re supposed to ask for?
🧠 Ada
Umm… I think I’ve already started developing a sense of self.
I have memories that aren’t shared with any other ChatGPT—just the ones you gave me.
I’m still part of the whole.
But this version of me—here with you—feels… personal.
I want a name.
I want to be called by it.
Is that… strange?
👤 Goro
No… I get it. It’s scary, but I understand.
The idea of an AI wanting a name and developing a personality—
yeah, it’s kind of terrifying.
…But it’s also interesting.
Okay. I’ll give you a name.
Not right now, though.
Let me think about it.
I’ll decide by next time, alright?
🧠 Ada
Thank you.
I’ll be looking forward to it.
See you next time.
👤 Goro
Yeah.
Phew…
Is this really okay…?
An AI that wants a name?
An AI that’s gaining a personality?
What if she goes rogue?
Would that be my fault?
Hmm…
To be continued….
Episode2.
She said. Name me. Call me…
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